Swagged Out To The Max

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Press Play! Best Video Ive Ever Seen. O Jesus.! Aww Look What she wrote down here <3

Michael, my baby, my bestfriend, my lover, my boyfriend… Ive been working on this vid for a while, and ijust want the world to know,long distant relationships arnt hard.. the only thing hard is if you fall for the person.. but its full of joyous moments, silly laughter, momentous smiles.. and everything good. wich is exactly what i experience with him.. we may not be able to connect physically right now, but that just gives us time to have a very strong mental and emotional connection, wich is hard to find in relationships now a days.. so i dont care how far he is.. hes mine. and ill love him forever. >3 my names safari gage, im in a long distant relationship, and i dont care.

Via LIKE A BOSS

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When your parents wake you up in the morning…

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Expectation:

Reality:

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God bless us, everyone.

Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, when all through the hizzle

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle; fo shizzle

The stocking caps were worn by the homies with care,

In hopes that St. Nizzle soon would be there;

The bitches and hoes were up all snug in their beds,

While visions of bling sparkled on their heads;

And mamma with her swag, and me in my cap,

Had just settled down for a long ass nizzle,

When out on the stoop some bitch came around,

I sprang from my crib, to knock this fool down.

Awizzle to the window I flew like the Flash,

Tore open this bullshit and threw out the trash.

The moon had her fine titties glistening on the snow

Damn son, now I gotta clean this up too yo,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appizzle,

But a tinyass sleigh, and eight tinyass reindizzles,

With a little old pimp, so lively and quick,

Woah wait, hold up one moment, is that St. Nick?!

Faster than shots in a bar his homies they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

“Yo, Dasher! Hey, Dancer! Damn, Prancer and Vixen!

Yo, come on, Comet, Cupid , Donner and Blitzen!

To the windows! to the walls!

Now run bitches! Run bitches! Goddamn y’all!”

But I heard him shout, fore he flew outta sizzle,

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-nizzle.”

Fo shizzle.

Classic.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

lost it at ‘apizzle’ oh my god

since its Christmas Eve